Greg Oguss aka Lil Beck is an over-educated indie rocker and wordsmith extraordinaire. He has called several girls a cunt and other nasty things, most of whom are still civil to him, which takes all the fun out of talking like this.

Richard Wink is a poet, novelist and editor of Gloom Cupboard (www.gloomcupboard.com). He is 25 and he's still never been to Tokyo, New York or Paris although he would very much like to.

Cat aka Aurora is boricua poet and graphic artist who is very photogenic. duh. She doesn't like bios, which is fine, as her words and photos speak for themselves. LB would like to hit her from the back. But that's not gonna happen in this lifetime unfortunately.

Richard Nesberg was born under the Reagan Adminstration. Soon after, he began writing the English alphabet. Later, he would do so creatively. Later still, he would befriend a guy named Dean aka the Technologist and they would begin fucking around with viral videos. Installments of their viral vid The Asshole Ninja which aren't all glitchy can be seen on the Projex 507 channel on YouTube.

DJ Jesus Christ is an alcoholic bassist, sex-fiend, author who is probably unrelated to the Messiah although I wouldn't rule it out. He perhaps lives in the vicinity of Houston, Texas but this can only be established by the area code from which he has placed a few drunken phone calls to LB's cellphone. 

Richard Wink is pictured in repose circa 2008 below Cat's tatas. At the top of the page is LB. At the very bottom of the page is a man believed to be Richard Nesberg. To date, the Deej has only been captured on celluloid via a few Yahoo Live sessions where he looks as crazy as you'd expect.